Seattle PD's Answer to 1-502 Weed Law Confusion

So I had to verify several times that this blog post which ends in a clip of Gandalf smoking weed in "Lord of the Rings", was actually the work of the Seattle Police Department's Community Outreach Program.  And yes, yes it was:

 

You will find answers about personal growth, legal weights of possession, age limits, etc. as well as hopeful queries such as: 

Q: SPD seized a bunch of my marijuana before I-502 passed. Can I have it back?
A: No.

Oh, and:

Q: What happens if I get pulled over and I’m sober, but an officer or his K9 buddy smells the ounce of Super Skunk I’ve got in my trunk?

Someone had wayyy too much fun writing this.